Two for the Price of One

Intro: 0:00
Dmaj7 D | Dmaj7 D
Bm11 Bm | Bm11 Bm
Em9 Em | Em9 Em

Verse 1: 0:14
D 
  He had what you might call a trivial occupation,
Bm
  He cleaned the platforms of the local railway station.
Em
  With no romance in his life
                              Em!
Sometimes he wished he had a wife.
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D
  He read the matrimonial advertising pages,
D
  The cries for help from different
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People, different ages,
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G
  But they had nothing to say,
D/F#
  At least not until the day,
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  When something special he read.
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This is what it said:

Chorus: 0:50
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If you dream of the girl for you,
      Em     Em9
Then call us and get
  A
Two for the price of one.
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We're the answer, if you feel blue,
    Em     Em9
So call us and get
  A
Two for the price of one.
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D        A           Em       Bm
If you dream of the girl for you,
      Em     Em9
Then call us and get
  A
Two for the price of one.
 D        A           Em        Bm
We're the answer, if you feel blue,
    Em      Em9
So call us and get
  A                  D ->
Two for the price of one.

Instrumental: 1:24
D:Dmaj7 D | Dmaj7 D
Bm11 Bm | Bm11 Bm
Em9 Em | Em9 Em

Verse 2: 1:36
D
  He called the number and a voice said: Alice Whiting.
Bm
  The voice was husky and it sounded quite exciting.
Em
  He was amazed at his luck,
                                  Em!
The purest streak of gold he'd struck.
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D
  He said: I read your ad, it sounded rather thrilling.
D
  I think a meeting could be
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Mutually fulfilling.
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G
  Why don't we meet for a chat,
D/F#
  The three of us, in my flat?
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  I can't forget what I read.
  Em             A
This is what it said:

[Chorus] 2:12 2:29

Bridge: 2:46
D
  She said: I'm sure we must be perfect for each other,
D7/C
  And if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet my mother.

Coda: 2:58
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