As Bad as This & Plexiglass Toilet

Theme 1: As Bad as This

Intro:
E! | E E! | E:D D:A | E:E!

Verse 1:
E                      Em
  Did you ever in your    life before
 D   A             E
Feel   as bad as this?
E                 Em
  Did you ever in    good time think
   D           A     E
My   life had gone amiss?

      Em                   A
Now I    feel I've been unfair
         Em                     A
'Cause I    catch you hanging there.
        E              Em
Did you   ever in your    life before
D      A             E
  Feel   as bad as this?

Verse 2:
E                     Em
  God knows I tried a    half a year
       D        A        E
But it   didn't   do no good.
E                     Em
  My damnedest try to    make it work,
  D          A     E
I   knew it never would.

            Em                     A
Now there's    nothin' wrong with you,
            Em                         A
And there's    nothing you could ever do.
      E             Em
God knows I tried a    half a year
       D        A        E
But it   didn't   do no good.

Verse 3:
E                          Em
  The times were good, but    over now,
  D          A      E
A   pleasant   memory.
E                      Em
  I'm sorry, there's a - nother face,
D              A       E
  One that's close to me.

      Em               A
You know 'bout what I learned
            Em                  A
And there's    no stone left unturned.
E                          Em
  The times were good, but    over now,
  D          A      E
A   pleasant   memory.


Theme 2: Plexiglass Toilet

Verse 1:
 E
Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet,
B
  Said the momma to her son.
 E
Wipe the butt clean with the paper,
A
  Make it nice for everyone.

     E                      B                E    B
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah!

Verse 2:
   E
A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet,
B
  Holds the lid up with one hand.
 E
Won't let go the lid for fear that
A
  On his banana it will land

 E                      B                E   B
Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah!

Verse 3:
 E
Boy goes up he eats the enchilada
B
  With the sauce that burns the heart.
 E
Family comes to visit family,
A
  Momma says, don't belch and fart!

 E                      B                E   B
Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah!

[Verse 1]

Bridge:
Everybody Sing!

[Coda] = [Verse 1] (x2)