Waving My Dick in the Wind

Intro:
A | A

Verse 1:
     A                     F#
I'm wavin' my dick in the wind
     A                     F#
I'm wavin' my dick in the wind
      A         C#            F#              D
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
         E         F           A
But I'm wavin' my dick in the wind

Verse 2:
     A                       F#
I'm lost in the sauce once again
     A                       F#
I'm lost in the sauce once again
      A                   C#           F#             D
If I make it through the night, everything will be alright
         E           F           A
But I'm lost in the sauce once again

Chorus:
           F#
It's been ninety seven days
Since I've laid my head beside you
                                      A
And a million miles of highway in between
              F#
There's some red and blue lights
That are shinin' right behind me
          E              D           C# B
And that pig's a pretty mean bastard

Verse 3:
               A                     F#
You should've seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
               A                     F#
You should've seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
 A               C#       F#                D
Give that boy a dime and you could have a chance
    E       F            A
To see old Jimmy Wilson dance

Instrumental:
A | F# |            A | F#
       Dance Jimmy!
A C# | F# D | E F | A

Chorus:
            F#
I've got a real good feelin'
'bout old Jimmy Wilson
                             A
Sho' nuff' he's got what it takes
            F#
Do another number for me
Please wont ya Jimmy
              E         D      C# B
Cause your a real good dancer...

Instrumental: (x2)
A | F# | A | F#
A C# | F# D | E F | A

Verse 4:
     A                     F#
I'm wavin' my dick in the wind
 A                     F#
Wavin' my dick in the wind
      A         C#            F#              D
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
         E         F           A
But I'm wavin' my dick in the wind

Coda:
 E         F           A
Wavin' my dick in the wind
     E         F           A   A
I'm wavin' my dick in the wind